sewerfight:

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I’d dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I’d teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like “you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement” and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like “yea but it wouldn’t just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too.” And she ignored that statement entirely to say “Well chimpanzees can rip faces off” and I was like. What’s the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on “Mine wouldn’t do that though.” and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

fatgothgf:

fatgothgf:

i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

this goes quadruple for fat black girls and fat trans girls btw. literally do not try to tell me anything they do is cringe cuz i’ll demolish you with my giant ass

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are you a heavy cummer

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

It’s like cement

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dont apologize thats beautiful. i love hearing how different people love.

evilvillain123456789:

*Unfolds chair*

*Sits down*

*Grows erect*

*Blushes*

*Starts jacking off*

*Finishes*

*Folds chair back up*

*Walks off the stage to raucous applause and cheering*

someonestopava:
“ leeveemealone:
“ arianaisdead:
“ unfortunately-slut:
“ kai-ni:
“ mysteriousharmony:
“ avecesfui:
“ memehumor:
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.
” ”
Where’s the third and fourth horseman?
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My time...

someonestopava:

leeveemealone:

arianaisdead:

unfortunately-slut:

kai-ni:

mysteriousharmony:

avecesfui:

memehumor:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

My time has come

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One more, and they will be complete

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Does this count?

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

They’ve all been collected. Now we have the warriors strong enough to take down capitalism